Century statuses Positive statuses for social networks

Status is not only social status in society, but also a laconic statement describing your thoughts, feelings and emotions. Statuses can be sad, happy, positive, about love, friendship, betrayal, etc. We share our statuses with friends on social networks. To cheer everyone up (including yourself), you can select positive options and post them on your page.

The most positive statuses: examples

A real alcoholic drinks once a day - from morning to evening.
Sign in the student canteen: Do not feed cutlets to cats, two unfortunate creatures have already been poisoned!
The secret of happiness: never compare your health, wife and salary with others.
The kiss was invented by a man to silence a woman, at least for a minute.
If a fool is decently dressed, is always well-fed and smiles at life, then he is not so stupid.
There are no dead ends. There are unbroken tunnels.
There are three troubles in Russia: fools, roads, and the fools who make these roads.
If time is running out for you, don't worry. Simply remove the battery from your watch and enjoy life.
What makes a good day is not the date or the weather, but the people.
If life gives a crack, accept it as new design; and, taking this opportunity, change the interior and change the atmosphere.
Positive thinking is when you fell down the stairs and you think: Wow... How quickly I went down!
Look at life through the windshield, not the rearview mirror.
A bald spot is a clearing trampled by thoughts.
If people constantly laugh at you, it means you bring joy to people.

Statuses for social networks: positive and funny

Let go of all the idiots and fools from your life, the circus must tour!
Sometimes a smile makes us forget about our problems, sometimes a smile works wonders, it decorates our world. Never stop smiling, even when you are sad, because someone might fall in love with your smile!
The stars can be seen better through the slid down roof.
Some mistakes in life are too great to make just once!
Never despair in life. One person drew a square and called it a picture. It worked. So you will succeed!
If you get up on your left foot in the morning, then the day will go well. If it's on the right, even better. And if you can’t get up at all, then it was good yesterday.
Life is like a mirror we get best results when we smile at it.
For Russians, signs: Swimming is PROHIBITED!, Don’t get in - YOU WILL KILL!, DO NOT TOUCH with your hands! - this is a challenge!
Well, they were rude to you in the supermarket - don’t worry. Place frozen fish in the bread section.
Save your statuses - they will help the psychiatrist with a diagnosis.
Life is boring and monotonous. But everything changes when they arrive... Money on the card!
That's why lemonade is made from artificial lemon juice, and detergents are made from natural lemon juice?
Look at life more cheerfully: after stepping on a rake, enjoy the fireworks.
The sun is shining, the cat is purring, the coffee is brewing, a new day awaits us!

Positive statuses- deposit good mood. With their help, you can diversify your page on social networks, have fun with your friends and yourself at the same time. Such statuses can be easily found on the Internet, and if you wish, you can come up with them yourself. Have fun, joke and try to be as sad as possible!

Status is not only your social position in society, but also a laconic statement that describes your thoughts, feelings and emotions. Statuses can be sad, happy, positive, about love, friendship, betrayal, etc. We share our statuses with friends on social networks. To cheer everyone up (including yourself), you can select positive options and post them on your page.

The most positive statuses: examples

A real alcoholic drinks once a day - from morning to evening.
Sign in the student canteen: Do not feed cutlets to cats, two unfortunate creatures have already been poisoned!
The secret of happiness: never compare your health, wife and salary with others.
The kiss was invented by a man to silence a woman, at least for a minute.
If a fool is decently dressed, is always well-fed and smiles at life, then he is not so stupid.
There are no dead ends. There are unbroken tunnels.
There are three troubles in Russia: fools, roads, and the fools who make these roads.
If time is running out for you, don't worry. Simply remove the battery from your watch and enjoy life.
What makes a good day is not the date or the weather, but the people.
If life fails, accept it as a new design; and, taking this opportunity, change the interior and change the atmosphere.
Positive thinking is when you fell down the stairs and you think: Wow... How quickly I went down!
Look at life through the windshield, not the rearview mirror.
A bald spot is a clearing trampled by thoughts.
If people constantly laugh at you, it means you bring joy to people.

Statuses for social networks: positive and funny

Let go of all the idiots and fools from your life, the circus must tour!
Sometimes a smile makes us forget about our problems, sometimes a smile works wonders, it decorates our world. Never stop smiling, even when you are sad, because someone might fall in love with your smile!
The stars can be seen better through the slid down roof.
Some mistakes in life are too great to make just once!
Never despair in life. One person drew a square and called it a picture. It worked. So you will succeed!
If you get up on your left foot in the morning, then the day will go well. If it's on the right, even better. And if you can’t get up at all, then it was good yesterday.
Life is like a mirror, we get better results when we smile at it.
For Russians, signs: Swimming is PROHIBITED!, Don’t get in - YOU WILL KILL!, DO NOT TOUCH with your hands! - this is a challenge!
Well, they were rude to you in the supermarket - don’t worry. Place frozen fish in the bread section.
Save your statuses - they will help the psychiatrist with a diagnosis.
Life is boring and monotonous. But everything changes when they arrive... Money on the card!
That's why lemonade is made from artificial lemon juice, and detergents are made from natural ones?
Look at life more cheerfully: after stepping on a rake, enjoy the fireworks.
The sun is shining, the cat is purring, the coffee is brewing, a new day awaits us!

Positive statuses: options for girls

I think I'm pregnant...I'm sick of work and drawn to the salty sea.
I want a light to come on in my purse when I open it, like in a refrigerator!
Girl, do you have valentines with the inscription “to my only one”? - Eat! - Give me 16 pieces.
I'm tired of everything. Tired. I'll go to the monastery. In men's. For 3 days...
I heard this proverb: whoever is afraid of something will happen to him. Now I am very afraid of getting rich and losing weight.
Girls are unique only in their logic. She alone is worth a lot to us.
Nowadays, if you are smart, shy and sweet, this is just some kind of vice.
Live while you live... Fall in love sometimes. Cry when you have to. And always have fun!
Memo for husbands: There should be so many clothes in a wife’s closet that no lover could fit in there.
I have already come to terms with the fact that instead of a white horse, my prince will have a black Hummer... I am strong, I will stand it!
Give a girl a million red roses, and she will say that she needs one, but white....
The woman knows that if she sobs loudly and throws a good tantrum, then two and two will equal five.
If a woman wants something sweet, she can always convince herself that this cake is dietary.
A scandal for a woman is a form of entertainment.
Previously, my mother was worried that I would give birth to a child at the age of 15... and now she is worried that I will give birth at least by the age of 30.
My husband gave me a sea of flowers! He took it out to the field and said: “It’s all yours, collect it!!!”

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A woman's desire is law as long as a man's desire is a woman's.

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A smile allows you to say 50% more nasty things than usual =)

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Everyone reading this status is holding a mouse in their hands;)

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- The stork brought me... - They downloaded me from the Internet... - And our family is poor. Dad does everything himself.

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If you looked in the mirror but didn’t find anyone there, you are irresistible!

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Our heifers produce up to 30 liters of milk per day! - Ours also give. The only problem is with milk...

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My mother-in-law went to a snake exhibition yesterday. - And what? - She returned with a medal.

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I feel like Cinderella...I’ll come after twelve and get a pumpkin.

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- Do you want new thrills? Lick the cactus! Statuses social networks

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All the girl's fears and concerns can be found in her story. search queries on Google.

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You're standing near the entrance, someone asks... - Are you standing? - No, I'm flying.

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- Hey, what are you talking about?! -I bring happiness to people!

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- You will be my right hand! - Yeah! I saw what you were doing with your right hand. Thank you.

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An epidemic of statuses and quotes has begun on VKontakte.

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I really want to tell someone: “I love you!”... that’s it, I went to the mirror...

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Here's the globe for you! Go in peace!

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Have you been called an angel? Or maybe you're just a miracle in feathers?

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It's a rare girl who doesn't dream of meeting the Prince and making him a beggar.

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Bye-bye-bye, don't write me bullshit...))

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Read books - some of them are written specifically for this!

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If a person is happy for more than one day, it means they are hiding something from him.

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Nonsense happens by accident, and then becomes best moments in life.

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When I wake up, it’s morning! Social statuses networks

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Love is war... easy to start... hard to end... impossible to forget...

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Don't be shy. Visit my page. Be curious about my progress. Admire it. Remember. Miss you. Dream.

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If you read this status, it means you are not lazy)

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A friend called me and said: “Come tonight, no one will be home.” I came... No one was home...

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Take criticism from others with
middle finger raised proudly!

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I set a song on the alarm clock, with a curse word at the 30th second... Now I wake up faster, otherwise mom and dad will be put to sleep forever...

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A real man will always let a girl go first...to see what she looks like from behind!))

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How brave and self-confident becomes one who gains the conviction that he is loved.

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I have changed, am changing and will change my life for the better...!!!

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It's good when the physical teacher is a man. He sincerely believes that our periods really go on for months!))

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There are two opinions - mine and the wrong one!

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My conscience is so pure and transparent that it is almost invisible.

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People don't change, you just get to know them better over the years.

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You always believe in the tears of a child. And it’s impossible to refuse the eyes of a child...

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The most useful thing in life is own experience. Social network statuses

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What we think cannot be expressed in words, no matter how hard we try.

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Mom is beautiful, dad is too, I wonder who I am so smart?!

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I am the one who was born under a lucky star...

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Beautiful is not when everything is perfect, but when the imperfect is put together perfectly...

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Good conversation shortens the working day.

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The right paths lead to the right goal...

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Lower your self-esteem. You don't match.

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I have the most important task in the house... I make sure that the sweets do not spoil.

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